smoke gets in your eyes… no more..

29 May

‘PNoy marriage wish doesn’t mean long engagement’. It will be just a one night stand.

Malacañang expressed outrage on Wednesday at the plunder of corals and turtles that may have destroyed thousands of hectares (acres). Even the ocean cannot escape plunder cases.

Vice President Jejomar Binay is not complaining about the impending entry of his foe (Mar Roxas) into the Aquino Cabinet. Cabinets are not a problem in Coconut Palace there’s a hundred of it .

Mike arroyo denies calling Ex-BuCOR Dionisio Santiago. It was just a wrong number.

Pop Star Princess Sarah Geronimo is set to do a collaboration with international singing sensation Charice. Charice is planning to team –up with John Lloyn. John Llyod commits Suicide.

Starting May 3o, 2011, smokers will be unwelcome in public places along major and secondary roads of the metropolis. Smokers are only welcome in two place , Malacanang palace and The White House in Washington DC

Starting May 30, Monday, the No smoking policy in Metro Manila will be implemented. Ningas cogon will also be implemented


Tarlac governor Margarita ‘Tingting’ Cojuangco said her nephew, President Aquino could not stop her from seeking the vice gubernatorial post in the ARMM. Just so you know, Tingting Cojuangco’s a feisty woman. Not even her husband Peping could stop her from getting those Botox injections.
Officers from the Metropolitan Manila Development Authority (MMDA), together with the 17 local government units (LGU) of Metro Manila, will prohibit lighting up in bus terminals, waiting sheds, schools, hospitals, recreationatl places and inside public utility vehicles starting May 30 as part of a joint campaign to protect Filipinos from secondhand smoke. It will also be an extra income for all MMDA Enforcer.

Young actor Matt Evans (Pedro Penduko) emerged unscathed after figuring in a vehicular accident in Project 4, Quezon City on Friday morning. He forgot that this is Real life not Fiction.

Robert Sawi, chief weather forecaster of the Philippine Atmospheric, Geophysical and Astronomical Services Administration said the eye or center of the typhoon was no longer expected to make landfall in the Philippines as a high pressure ridge to the north of the disturbance has dissipated, allowing the typhoon to change direction going straight to NBP (New Bilibid Prison).

Other VIPS behind bars are getting special treatment, and Maguindanao Gov. Esmael Mangudadatu.In addition to it, Criminals can now swipe their Credit Cards to enjoy the stay in NBP (New Bilibid Prison). Vallet Parking is now included.


Sam Milby, one of the country’s bankable stars, is open to the idea of taking on a gay role in a movie. Papa P will produce the said movie.

Now that Aga Muhlach’s latest starrer, “In the Name of Love,” has effectively and even definitively reestablished him as the best dramatic actor on the local film scene, some movie buffs have been trying to figure out what gives him the edge over other and younger male leads like Piolo Pascual, John Lloyd Cruz and Coco Martin. Answer: He live in Jollitown.

THE HEADLINE of BusinessWorld (BW) last Monday was: “Unemployment increasing: 11.3 million Filipino adults jobless, says SWS.”. Go to Facebook Check your friends’ status and it will be all contrary to SWS survey. Now who’s the big liar SWS or Facebook.

Former President Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo has been subpoenaed by the Department of Justice (DoJ) in connection with a P551-million plunder complaint filed against her over the alleged misuse of overseas Filipino workers’ funds. It will be just another tea party for GMA

375 tons of milkfish were found dead in Taal Lake last Saturday.Mayor Zenaida Mendoza of Talisay said that the lake is not poisonous although the tons of fishes were found afloat around the lake. The local government also said that the remaining fishes are still safe to eat as long the fish is not from Taal Lake.
According to Environmental Health Thrust (EHT) presented to Turkey this week, excessive use of cellphone my result to memory defects, brain damage and pregnancy complications. Globe, Sun and Smart announced that in every 500 load there will be a free MEMO plus gold and Anmum.

When the Miami Heat reached the NBA Finals, Filipino basketball fans everywhere cheered, not just for Miami’s Big Three. They also lauded Coach Erik Spoelstra, the first Filipino and first Asian coach to reach the NBA Finals.

Ryan Luis Singson has been elected representative of Ilocos Sur’s first district replacing his jailed brother, Ronald. Unlike his Kuya, Ryan is said to be younger, gentler, and a lot more careful when in Hong Kong.

Nobody has won the 320 million-peso jackpot in the 6/55 Grand Lotto. The PCSO says they will announce a winner as long there will be a concrete date in the end of the world.

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