1. Put on eye-glasses and double check your partner is actually in bed with you.
2. Make sure the nearest hospital telephone number is in your speed dial before you begin
3.Have an extra strong Alaxan and viagra ready in case end up “complicating” what you started.
4.Set alarm for two minutes in case you doze of while you’re at it.
5. If youre getting dizzy whie in action. Please pause for a while and monitor your blood preasure.
6. write partner’s name on your hand just in case you can’t remember.
7.If you succeed call everyone with the good news and set for a grand eye ball in Tropical Hut Restaurant for the sucess of the said activity.
8. Please …Please… Please ! Don’t even Think about doing it twice…