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conyo me! so what naman! squaks ka dude!

11 Jan

Conyo;Coño :  Literally, translates to what has sometimes been termed the most obscene word in the English language .”cunt”

ex: Conyo, hombre, ella sabe!

Translation: Fuck, man , she knows!

Conyo;Coño  Philippines set-up

Conyo; Coño :  Also used in the Philippines as a semi-derogatory term for people who seem to be high-class and vain or conscious about their social status and speak in Taglish or broken-Tagalog mixed with English.

Me Conyo? No dude! I’m not . Porket ba I’m living in Exclusive Subdivision means to say  I’m Conyo? You just  dont urderstand lang us talaga mga kagaya namin. Parang if you want to really know us you must hang out with us. Pero dude parang we dont’ hang out in the crowded places kashe we dont like the smell dude and i get dizhy pag plenty of people. If you want we could hang out sa Sherendra , fresh air doon and hindi tayo ma-out of place. We can jog din there and eat tayo sa mga resto doon after natin mag -jog if you want. Dude i forgot to say we can join pala marathon that will happened next week. I guess Coach Rio is the one of the organizer, sarap nun Dude sali tayo astig yun!

Saan ka ba madalas mag shop dude yung cheap lang? Me, Dude ok na sha akin greenhills atleast air-con yung mga shop doon and may roof, Ayoko kashe yung open air. My skin will tear up  dude kaka-spa pa lang last week. Dude this is a secret ok, I love Fred Perry Tees and gusto ko comfy dude. Dude samahan mo ako doon sa mga muslim so I can upgrade all of my iphones there na lang din, and need ko magpalagay ng other applications sa iphones ko.  Minshan parang gusto ko mag buy ng latest book sa Fully Booked lalo na yung mga Vampires ang topic ganda story dude. Yoko National dude di naman sila pa updated sa mga new books galing sa U.S and puro school supplies ang messy dude..

Minsan din let have some party at the Republic. What di mo alam yun? diyan yun sa Resort World sa Pasay infront of whatch you called this? uhumm ya the airport NAIA 3. Tapos we can drink all the Vodka there dude and the girl dudes wow . Swear Dude , mag-enjoy talaga tayo. AFter madami Fine Dinning doon pag nagutom tayo.

Are you on Racing ba dude? Dude I love Drag racing ganda ng set-up ng car ko as in lower dude! I’m not on scooter racing dude hindi me nag-eenjoy, Cars talaga dude astig nu’.

Dude I have this new gadgets minsan visit ka sa house. Ive got the new SLR dude try natin minsan pag nag Bora tayo. Change the topic dude . I’m craving for something. Yun dude samahan mo ako stop muna tayo there sa Starbucks I’m craving sa mocha frap. Dude let sit muna lets just wait the girl tawagin yung name natin taposh kunin mo yung order natin. Order din tayo dude ng cake wag yung sticky sasabit sa brace ko.Dude nga pala ohh ilove Boys Night Out dude lalo na yan sila Sam Y, Slick and Tony. Yung ang mga “The Man”  dude. I love their lifestyle dude parang we are brothers with different mothers talaga.

Dude saka nga pala where ka ba Grad? Me dyan lang sa katipunan pero yung going to U.P ha hindi doon sa Going to White Plains. OO dude sa ARRHNNeo me Graduate. Kaw ba? I Though na LASHAAL ka Dude I’m planning nga to have my Masters pero hindi ko alam kung itutuloy ko. Kashi gusto nila Daddy to pursue it sa States. Ano nga pala do you smoke mo may dala ako here you want some kaso manipis lang to’ Dude. After this my cousin want me to go sa Eastwood . Gimmick daw kami if i where you Dude sama ka na lang. You know dude enjoy ka doon dami girl chix pinsan ko sama daw.

O sige Dude kung Hindi ka pwede i have to go na. Nice chatting with you dude ( sabay abot ng hands pa cross handshake and then slam breast to breast). See ya dude lets have some Lunch ulit Tomrow.

Tangna mo Willy Garte! magpaka-Totoo tayo!

 
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